Since being ousted from his pizza company, John Schnatter has been eager to set the record straight... and the record is weird.
Plus, don't tell your fellow members of Parliament that you just committed petty theft.
John Schnatter was strong-armed out of his pizza empire last month, and doesn't appear to be taking it well.
He's been a high-grade jabroni since 2012.
The call was supposed to be about how to prevent "Papa" John Schnatter from saying something stupid. It does not seem to have helped.
From athlete protests to the alt-right, Papa John's and the NFL have certainly had a rocky relationship.
The chain has unwittingly corralled support from some groups on the far right. Now, it's doing damage control.
The pizza chain wars of 2017 are truly *chef's kiss*.
Bust out your tinfoil hats, people.
“NFL leadership has hurt Papa John’s shareholders.”
You think that you've seen it all on the internet until you see an acid trip-like video of mozzarella melting into the faces of amorphous cocker spaniel slugs.