Poo

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Teen Pulled Over for Driving 105 MPH Blamed Hot-Wings-Induced Bathroom Emergency

The cops said that “an adult” came to pick up the Camaro—but didn't say whether the driver made it to a bathroom.
Jelisa Castrodale
6.10.19
Off-Menu

Today's Special: The Cop Who Gave a Homeless Person a Literal Shit Sandwich Is Still Terrible

Plus, a cafe in Germany that banned children was vandalized by an actual child.
Jelisa Castrodale
3.25.19
Motherboard

This Jelly’s Butthole Only Appears When It Poops

“No anus or anal pore in any other animal is like this.”
Becky Ferreira
3.5.19
The VICE Guide to Right Now

Bomb Threat Was Actually Just Man Announcing He Had to Drop a Dirty Dump

The Kansas man told two men in a Home Depot bathroom “y’all need to get out of here because I’m fixing to blow it up.”
Mack Lamoureux
2.14.19
Munchies

Man Finds Skid-Marked Underpants in His UberEats Order

We know avocado costs extra, but what about poop-stained thigh-length undies?
Jelisa Castrodale
12.11.18
Motherboard

Scientists Reveal Why Wombats Shit Bricks

A Georgia Tech team inflated balloons in the digestive tracts of dead wombats to learn about their uniquely cubic poops.
11.19.18
WTF

Man Arrested for Threatening to 'Blow Up Restaurant' Says He Just Wanted to Take a Dump

Huge poo, or threat of domestic terrorism?
Jelisa Castrodale
11.16.18
worms

Poop From Invasive 'Crazy Worms' Is Altering Midwest Soil

Scientists found that the poop-balls produced by invasive Asian jumping worms are packed with nutrients that can’t be easily accessed by plants native to the Midwest US.
Becky Ferreira
11.7.18
Important Questions Raised By...

We Asked Britney Fans About the Most Toxic Thing They’ve Ever Done

"There was a poo on the middle of my floor, and I knew it was me but I blamed it on my mum.”
Rosie Hewitson
8.28.18
Mysteries

Poop is Raining From the Sky in Canada, and the Government Says It's Not Planes

Is this the crappiest government cover-up ever?
Jordan Pearson
6.29.18
The VICE Guide to Right Now

Man Who Pooped on Driver in Fit of Road Rage Shares Wildly Unnecessary Details

"I had to drop it... He just got me worked up."
Drew Schwartz
6.12.18
News

Human Shit Keeps Falling from the Sky in This Canadian City

“There was poop falling through my sunroof, all over myself, all over my son, and all over the inside of my car.”
Mack Lamoureux
6.4.18
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