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Bomb Threat Was Actually Just Man Announcing He Had to Drop a Dirty Dump

The Kansas man told two men in a Home Depot bathroom “y’all need to get out of here because I’m fixing to blow it up.”
Mack Lamoureux
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Man Who Pooped on Driver in Fit of Road Rage Shares Wildly Unnecessary Details

"I had to drop it... He just got me worked up."
Drew Schwartz

Human Shit Keeps Falling from the Sky in This Canadian City

“There was poop falling through my sunroof, all over myself, all over my son, and all over the inside of my car.”
Mack Lamoureux
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We Finally Know Why the Angry Tim Hortons Pooper Pooped

For the love of God, just let people use your bathroom.
Mack Lamoureux
The VICE Guide to Right Now

This Guy Allegedly Swallowed Drugs and Spent 47 Days in Jail Without Pooping

Police dropped the charges against the 24-year-old after his attorneys said he was at "risk of death."
Drew Schwartz
Important Events

Questions That Still Need Answering: Two Years On from the Poo Plane

Why don't they make this a public holiday?
Joel Golby

The THUMP Guide to Shitting in Nightclubs

Print this out and keep it in your back pocket at the weekend—you might want something to read on the toilet!
Josh Baines

Looking Back at the Poop So Toxic It Grounded a Plane

On the one year anniversary of the poo that grounded a plane, what have we learned? How, collectively, have we grown?
Joel Golby
Ink Spots

'Creamer' Is an Art-School Mag with Trashy Ambitions

We talked to the women behind it about fun, art, and why they're not calling themselves a feminist zine.
Joe Goodman

The Critics Are Wrong About 'The Human Centipede' Film Trilogy

This week sees the release of the final part in the disgusting trilogy. Here's why you should go see it.
Martyn Conterio

London Has More Cocaine in Its Sewers Than Anywhere Else in Europe

The European Monitoring Centre for Drugs and Drug Addiction published the news today, after fishing test tubes full of turd juice out of the sewers of 50 major European cities.
Joel Golby

Brown Death: A History of Poop As a Weapon

I've heard of people using their teeth, boobs, fists, knees, feet, dicks, elbows, and heads as weapons, so why not poop?
Jamie Lee Curtis Taete