Christmas Presents Are Bad, Actually
Forget to get someone a gift? Let me provide you with after-the-fact justification.
What Your Christmas Present from Your Partner Says About Your Relationship
Christmas is the time where you really find out whether the person you're having sex with knows you at all.
I Opened the Most Ridiculous Advent Calendars on the Market
On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me: a "penis extender" with textured ribs, 24 shots of tequila, and a kit to "pimp my prosecco."
10 Office Gifts for the Coworkers You Think Are OK. Fine, Even
Even your most boring-ass coworkers will delight in a li'l holiday spirit this season!
People Sum Up the Worst Gifts They've Ever Received in Six Words
“A used copy of 'People' magazine.”
The Perfect Gifts for Everyone You Know, According to Their Sign
Buying gifts is hard and bad, so you might as well turn to the stars for help.
Ten Questions You Always Wanted to Ask a Professional Santa
"Children still respect Santa. Drunks don't."
People Showed Us Stuff from Old Relationships They Couldn't Throw Away
It's important to cherish the memories, even if it means holding on to a record with the words "FUCK YOU" carved into it.
Last-Minute Gifts That Give Back: A 2016 Holiday Buying Guide
Sustainable gifts for the environment, your budget, and your neighbors around the globe, ending 2016 on a much-needed high note.
Here’s Every Present You’re Going to Get This Christmas
It’s not the same anymore, is it?
Objectively Correct Lists
Jesus Christ! We've Only Ranked the 10 Greatest Christmas Songs in Order of Greatness!
Sick of the same old Christmas songs? Here are ten objectively perfect festive bangers, explained by your favourite writers.
Let's Ruin Christmas by Turning It into an Economics Lesson
Depending on which economic school of thought you belong to, Christmas is either a waste of resources or a valuable uptick in healthy activity.