Who DOESN'T want their new cashmere sweaters and Bluetooth speakers to reek of ground beef and sour cream?
Forget to get someone a gift? Let me provide you with after-the-fact justification.
Christmas is the time where you really find out whether the person you're having sex with knows you at all.
On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me: a "penis extender" with textured ribs, 24 shots of tequila, and a kit to "pimp my prosecco."
Even your most boring-ass coworkers will delight in a li'l holiday spirit this season!
“A used copy of 'People' magazine.”
Buying gifts is hard and bad, so you might as well turn to the stars for help.
"Children still respect Santa. Drunks don't."
It's important to cherish the memories, even if it means holding on to a record with the words "FUCK YOU" carved into it.
Sustainable gifts for the environment, your budget, and your neighbors around the globe, ending 2016 on a much-needed high note.
It’s not the same anymore, is it?
Sick of the same old Christmas songs? Here are ten objectively perfect festive bangers, explained by your favourite writers.