Presents

christmas

Christmas Presents Are Bad, Actually

Forget to get someone a gift? Let me provide you with after-the-fact justification.
Allie Conti
12.20.18
christmas

What Your Christmas Present from Your Partner Says About Your Relationship

Christmas is the time where you really find out whether the person you're having sex with knows you at all.
Annie Lord
12.17.18
christmas

I Opened the Most Ridiculous Advent Calendars on the Market

On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me: a "penis extender" with textured ribs, 24 shots of tequila, and a kit to "pimp my prosecco."
Amelia Tait
12.3.18
Gifts

10 Office Gifts for the Coworkers You Think Are OK. Fine, Even

Even your most boring-ass coworkers will delight in a li'l holiday spirit this season!
Danielle Kwateng-Clark
11.20.18
Gifts

People Sum Up the Worst Gifts They've Ever Received in Six Words

“A used copy of 'People' magazine.”
Anna Goldfarb
12.21.17
astrology

The Perfect Gifts for Everyone You Know, According to Their Sign

Buying gifts is hard and bad, so you might as well turn to the stars for help.
Leila Ettachfini
12.13.17
10 Questions

Ten Questions You Always Wanted to Ask a Professional Santa

"Children still respect Santa. Drunks don't."
Rebecca Baden
12.12.17
relationships

People Showed Us Stuff from Old Relationships They Couldn't Throw Away

It's important to cherish the memories, even if it means holding on to a record with the words "FUCK YOU" carved into it.
VICE Staff
11.23.17
Design

Last-Minute Gifts That Give Back: A 2016 Holiday Buying Guide

Sustainable gifts for the environment, your budget, and your neighbors around the globe, ending 2016 on a much-needed high note.
Eleanor Lambert
12.22.16
christmas

Here’s Every Present You’re Going to Get This Christmas

It’s not the same anymore, is it?
Joel Golby
12.21.16
Objectively Correct Lists

Jesus Christ! We've Only Ranked the 10 Greatest Christmas Songs in Order of Greatness!

Sick of the same old Christmas songs? Here are ten objectively perfect festive bangers, explained by your favourite writers.
Noisey Staff
12.16.16
Stuff

Let's Ruin Christmas by Turning It into an Economics Lesson

Depending on which economic school of thought you belong to, Christmas is either a waste of resources or a valuable uptick in healthy activity.
Pascal-Emmanuel Gobry
12.9.16
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