Pubes

    • 6.23.14

      Hair Everywhere

      Ask yourself this: Am I really in a position to be complaining about what a woman does with her body hair? No. You should be down on your knees, praising any woman who'd allow you to take as much as a whiff of her sweat wicks.

    • 6.19.14

      It's Time to Shut Up About Your Pubes

      Do we have to love our pubes? Is an apparently obligatory pride in our underbrush as unhelpful as the previously obligatory shame? You do not need to defend your bod. But you also don't need to keep talking about it.

    • 4.16.13

      Compromises for the Woman Who Refuses to Shave Her Pubes

      If you absolutely hate removing your pubic hair but feel like you have to do it in order to please a sexual partner, then allow me to offer some creative alternatives that can make both you and your partner happy.

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    • 3.11.13

      Guys, It's Time to Stop Shaving Your Junk

      There is nothing more disappointing than taking a new guy home for the first time and ripping his clothes off, only to find that he has "manscaped" himself to look like some sort of dude-shaped topiary.

    • 9.30.12

      Punks in Pampers - Simon Doom Loses His Honorary Pubes

      If I had dressed like everyone else in my school, I would have just looked like the kid with no pubes, but instead, I looked like a Punk Baby.

    • 7.27.12

      Fuck Fuzzy Elitism

      When will these body-hair evangelists, citing feminism as their cause (so blasphemous!), realize that being a fascist about fuzz doesn't make them Valerie Solanas? It makes them insecure screaming tyrants.