Neighborhood Vandal Steals Pumpkin, Returns It with 'PENIS' Carving
The cocky carver even included candles.
Objectively Correct Lists
We Matched Musicians Up with Their Perfect Halloween Costumes
And the results are spooOooOky!
Look At These Super Nerdy Jack-o-Lanterns from NASA’s Pumpkin Carving Contest
NASA engineers created robotic jousting pumpkins and lots of space-themed entries.
17 Squash and Pumpkin Recipes Because It's Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
A farmer did not grow that gourd so that it would end up in some Pinterest tablescape.
The Artist Gets a Pet in Today's Comic by Anna Haifisch
Loving a pet can enrich your existence. It can also destroy it.
Converse Rubber Tracks Presents
Behind the Lens: An Interview with the Director of the Pumpkins Doc 'A Band of Five'
From the political to the personal, punk band the Pumpkins leave China for the first time to record in Berlin only to be surprised by a Ramone. We go behind the lens.
Humans Are the Only Reason Pumpkin and Squash Aren't Extinct
A new study, carried out by researchers at Penn State and to be published today in Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, says the Thanksgiving standards we eat are distant survivors of ancient fruits that avoided extinction only because they...
We Asked Salem's Official Witch What to Eat at a Pagan Sabbat
Laurie Cabot was dubbed "The Official Witch of Salem" back in the 1970s, and she's more than deserving of the title. We called her up to see how she and her fellow witches are celebrating Samhain, the pre-Christian precursor to Halloween.
Here Are All the Sickest Jack O' Lanterns on Insta
Enjoy them while they're #relevant, and smash them with your foot on Sunday.
GIF Six-Pack: Hall-Loop-Ween
Here's some ammo for your office #HalloweenGIFs email thread.
Mangelwurzels Make the Creepiest Jack-o-Lanterns
In the Somerset town of Hinton St. George, locals mark Halloween with "Punkies," hollowed-out mangolds or mangelwurzels (a type of beetroot) containing a lit candle.
Apparently We Should Be Making Jack-o-Lanterns with Turnips, Not Pumpkins
According to English Heritage, Brits celebrating Halloween should return to the older, European tradition of carving ghoulish faces into turnips, after wet August weather led to a reduced supply of the squash.