Russian Sledder in "I Don't Do Doping" Shirt Busted for Doping
Olympic athlete Nadezhda Sergeeva tested positive for a banned heart medication. This is a huge surprise. She had the shirt and everything.
USA Wins Gold in Shootout, Canada Is *Pissed*
Team USA's Lamoureux twins score a goal each, with Jocelyne netting the game-winner in a shootout, and Canada's Jocelyne Larocque took off her silver medal as soon as she got it.
Noriaki Kasai is the World's Oldest Ski Jumper and a Goddamn Legend
Kasai, 45, just competed in his eighth Winter Olympics. In Poland, a rap song has been recorded about his feats, while in Finland, a punk band has dedicated a track to him.