"We have had calls on suspected rabid raccoons twice over the last two days. Turns out they appear to be drunk on crabapples."
The sick animals have been spotted in Central Park and Prospect Park and even up in the Bronx.
“It was the most Toronto thing that’s ever happened.”
Nature teaches us everything we need to know about BDE.
And one of his traumatized students seems to have filmed the whole thing.
Looks like 4/20 came early for the little stoner.
For whoever called the cops after they confused an innocent little trash panda for a killing machine.
Local cops have responded to more than a dozen calls of raccoons acting "extremely strange."
In Korea, you can eat waffles while petting sheep, and some smoothies come with a side of meerkats.
Plot twist: She's a vegetarian.
When a baby raccoon approached me, I imagined I had made a new friend, but things gradually took a turn for the weird.
In the latest "Habits" comic from Lauren Monger, the gang is just sitting around, drinking wine with flies in it.