Man Allegedly Threatened Restaurant Staff Because They Were Out of Ranch Dressing
Look, sometimes restaurants don’t have what you want, when you want it—but can we just calm down about it?
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Watch a Hungry Student Interrupt Kirsten Gillibrand to Get Ranch for Her Pizza
"Everyone was like, ‘What happened down there?’ and I was like, ‘I really don’t know, man. I got the ranch though.'"
25 Dips and Spreads to Smear on Chips or Your Body
Idk your life, man.
Portland's Hottest New Pizzeria Is Devoted to Smothering All Its Pizza with Ranch
Ranch PDX's delivery-only pop-up was so successful that they're moving into brick-and-mortar digs—and they're bringing the ranch dressing.
Woman Sues Walmart After Slipping on Surprise Puddle of Ranch Dressing
She claims that injuries from the fall have aggravated pre-existing conditions and led to a "loss of enjoyment of life."
FUEL: The Riff Raff Weight Gain Diet
We follow Riff Raff on his quest to become 240 pounds of pure muscle, as he plows through seafood, sips on giant frappuccinos, and "slangs slices" of pizza to his fans.
Ranch Dressing Sucks and I'm Not Sorry
Just hear me out, folks.
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The ultimate recipe for the best (and easiest) wings you could probably make.
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These 'Mayo Cafés' Are a Mayonnaise-Hater's Worst Nightmare
Mayo custard desserts, anyone?
The MUNCHIES Guide to Chicken Wings
On Valentine's Day, say it with wings.
This Ranch Dressing Is So Good You Won't Feel Guilty About Loving It
“Ranch is the bastard child of salad dressing," says Courtney McBroom of Large Marge. "Everyone hates on it, but I don’t understand why."
The Internet Is Very, Very Heated Over This Anti-Ranch Dressing Article
The only thing bridging the major political chasm in America right now is its united defense of the condiment known as ranch dressing.