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It's Time for Men to Stop Letting Women Get Catcalled
It's amazing how often "you should learn to take a compliment" is said by fully grown men who still haven't learned how to take rejection.
Elon Musk Critic Sues Tesla, Says Musk’s ‘Agents’ Hacked His Twitter
The move comes after Tesla sued someone for allegedly impersonating the company's CEO in an email.
Die Antwoord Lash Out at “Dumb F*cks” Behind ‘CHAPPIE’ Movie, Say They Weren’t Credited for Artwork
After the furor over ‘Suicide Squad’ this summer, the duo have set their sights back to a 2015 sci-fi flick.
Alex Robert Ross
Fast Food Week
Ketchup Is the Worst Condiment
Our culinary director takes a stand.
Spotify Should Spend Its Latest Billion Dollars Fixing Its Dumbest Bug
Spotify users are only allowed to save—not download locally, but "save," as in bookmark—9,999 songs to their personal library. This is insane.
Deorro Gets Hungry, Goes On Rant at Tomorrowland
Where are my snacks??
Cry-Baby of the Week: A Woman Called 911 On Her Cat
This week: A woman called 9-1-1 on her cat, and Kanye West said having his photo taken was like being raped.
Jamie Lee Curtis Taete
Hey Apple, Fuck You and Fuck Your Garbage Headphone War
Apple is trying to render your earbuds obsolete and we're feeling pretty ornery about it.
People Don't Know How to Order in Restaurants Anymore
The art of politely and intelligently ordering food is as lost an art as the notion of manners in our modern era.
The New Solipsism: What the Fuck Happened to Indie Rock?
Rock music used to have the decency to be about doing too much coke or banging groupies while complimenting itself on its own sensitivity; now it’s about maintaining your lawn.
All Chefs Hate All Food Writers
Chefs are right to hate food writers. Writers, especially critics, are entitled yet uninformed, and get perks that normal diners can only dream of—all at the chef's expense. Here are nine reasons writers like me inspire such loathing from the...
Being a Background DJ Blows
Even when you're opening for David Hasselhoff at a hockey stadium in St. Petersburg.