Rants

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It's Time for Men to Stop Letting Women Get Catcalled

It's amazing how often "you should learn to take a compliment" is said by fully grown men who still haven't learned how to take rejection.
Christine Estima
8.4.17
Twitter

Elon Musk Critic Sues Tesla, Says Musk’s ‘Agents’ Hacked His Twitter

The move comes after Tesla sued someone for allegedly impersonating the company's CEO in an email.
Joseph Cox
11.4.16
Noisey News

Die Antwoord Lash Out at “Dumb F*cks” Behind ‘CHAPPIE’ Movie, Say They Weren’t Credited for Artwork

After the furor over ‘Suicide Squad’ this summer, the duo have set their sights back to a 2015 sci-fi flick.
Alex Robert Ross
10.29.16
Fast Food Week

Ketchup Is the Worst Condiment

Our culinary director takes a stand.
Farideh Sadeghin
7.28.16
Music

Spotify Should Spend Its Latest Billion Dollars Fixing Its Dumbest Bug

Spotify users are only allowed to save—not download locally, but "save," as in bookmark—9,999 songs to their personal library. This is insane.
Derek Mead
3.31.16
Words

Deorro Gets Hungry, Goes On Rant at Tomorrowland

Where are my snacks??
THUMP Staff
7.20.14
Stuff

Cry-Baby of the Week: A Woman Called 911 On Her Cat

This week: A woman called 9-1-1 on her cat, and Kanye West said having his photo taken was like being raped.
Jamie Lee Curtis Taete
7.11.14
Words

Hey Apple, Fuck You and Fuck Your Garbage Headphone War

Apple is trying to render your earbuds obsolete and we're feeling pretty ornery about it.
Jemayel Khawaja
6.6.14
Restaurants

People Don't Know How to Order in Restaurants Anymore

The art of politely and intelligently ordering food is as lost an art as the notion of manners in our modern era.
Remy Ayesh
4.16.14
Features

The New Solipsism: What the Fuck Happened to Indie Rock?

Rock music used to have the decency to be about doing too much coke or banging groupies while complimenting itself on its own sensitivity; now it’s about maintaining your lawn.
Zachary Lipez
3.13.14
Ozersky files

All Chefs Hate All Food Writers

Chefs are right to hate food writers. Writers, especially critics, are entitled yet uninformed, and get perks that normal diners can only dream of—all at the chef's expense. Here are nine reasons writers like me inspire such loathing from the...
Josh Ozersky
3.11.14
Words

Being a Background DJ Blows

Even when you're opening for David Hasselhoff at a hockey stadium in St. Petersburg.
Bryce David
3.4.14
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