Appearing in Stock Photos Was the Biggest Mistake of My Life

My face sold booze and milk, I graced the cover of a book about monster hunters, and I was the poster boy for a horrifying penis condition.


Lessons People Learned from Their Bad First Tattoos

"I thought it would be hilarious to get a gang tattoo with a picture of an uzi, but now I can't take my shirt off on the beach. Joke tattoos are only funny for a little while."


The Mothers Who Regret Having Kids

Research shows that 97 percent of moms believe the rewards of being a parent outweigh the cost. But what about the 3 percent of mothers who disagree?


Is An All You Can Eat Competition at a Pancake Day Rave Really Such a Good Idea?

You'd have to be flipping mad to go, wouldn't you? Wouldn't you?!


Former Users Describe the First Time They Tried Heroin

What is it about smack that makes people want to throw away their lives?


Unearthing David Cameron's Secret Punk Manifesto

Way before he was the Prime Minister, Cameron was pitching to base Tory strategy on the success of the The Ramones.


How Tattoos Can Ease the Emotional Pain of Self-Harm Scars

Instead of covering scars up with long sleeves, some choose to reclaim their scars or repurpose them into tattoos.


Why Do I Suck at Dealing with Rejection?

Why is it so soul-crushingly sad when a guy says he doesn't want to date me?


A Girl Copied My Nutella-Only Diet and Called Me a Pussy

I ate nothing but Nutella for a week and wrote about how shitty it was. Later, this girl tried it and said it was easy. I called her to disagree.


VICE Exclusive: Watch Elvis Depressedly's New Video and Feel Feelings

The band's new album is a beautiful, melancholic record.


What Does It Feel Like to Kill Someone?

The stories of four people who directly caused someone else's death in one way or another.


We Talked to the Former Bank Robber who Once Escaped Prison in a Helicopter

In 1999, John Killick was busted out of Sydney's Silverwater Prison in a helicopter by his girlfriend, Lucy Dudko. They were both caught and John was released again last month. We talked about helicopters, chess, and freedom.