Why Apple Bobbing Is Actually a Female Fertility Ritual
Apple-bobbing is more than just a watery Halloween game. Throughout history, it has been the dominion of witches, sex, love, and women—an act of enchantment rather than simple pomaceous fondling.
The Ancient Poop Trail of Conquerors
Where did Hannibal cross the Alps? Follow the trail of ancient horse poop.
Why We Celebrate the New Year on January 1
The reason you are partying tonight is because 2,000 years ago, the Romans were running time-based Ponzi schemes.
Let It Out
We barf more than any teenage girl could ever dream of.