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Republicans Are Not Budging on Trump and Ukraine
On Capitol Hill, Senate Republicans dodged and deflected VICE News' questions about the whistleblower report.
Mitt Romney's 'Binders Full of Women' Have Been Unearthed
While he didn't actually solicit the binders, he did keep them, and someone wrote a few notes.
Trump and Mitt Romney Will Meet About Potential Cabinet Positions This Weekend
The 2012 Republican candidate, who was one of Trump's most outspoken GOP critics, is reportedly being considered for secretary of state.
Why Should We Care What Mitt Romney Has to Say About Foreign Policy?
Mitt Romney thinks America needs to beef up its military and wrote an op-ed to that effect in the Washington Post. But why should we care what some warmongering failed politician has to say about anything?
Toxoplasmosis Part 4
After a girl accidentally eats poison, a cat appears and tells her he will give her the antidote... if she kills President Mitt Romney.
Will the Only Senator to Stand up to John Brennan Be the One Who Was Tortured?
John McCain has never faltered in his principled stance against torture. John Brennan, on the other hand?
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Reality Quiz
Greetings! In light of this week's election, your local GOP committee is sending out this quiz to gauge our party's commitment to reality. As a registered Republican, your input is crucial to determining future party direction. Remember, there are no...
This Would-Be Mitt Romney Site Is So Boring
So why the fuck do I love it so much?
What the Other Green Party's Election Night Wins Mean
Colorado and Washington are about to get a whole lot higher.
Voter Suppression: Did It Happen in Ohio?
We watched a Republican poll worker reject a black girl with a blonde dye job and a pink hoodie. The 866-OUR-VOTE people caught her on her way out and asked why she'd been rejected. She was vague on the reasons. They told her to go back in and insist...
Making It a Pain in the Ass to Vote Is the American Way
When you see all the troubles at the polls on today—the long lines, the people being turned away, the Rick Scott’s of the system refusing to budge on helping voter’s cast their ballots—don’t be surprised. That's just how we do it in the Land of the...
A British Person's Guide to the US Election
This election will be decided yet again by these things that keep getting called "swing states." These are the most unhappy places in the union because there are equal numbers of Democrats and Republicans. In these squalid misery-zones, Americans can't...
