"I just want to do some kids shows and have fun and face paint and make balloons, you know? I don't want to risk going out and possibly getting assaulted."
The terrifying clown hysteria sweeping both Carolinas has some professional party clowns hanging up their red noses for good.
Nick Young has been banished to the bench during the Lakers' nightmarish start. While Swaggy hasn't gotten buckets, he has found other ways to contribute.