• 1.27.17

      I Chose to Stop Saying "I" for an Entire Week

      It felt like conversing in Mad Libs. And it drove me fucking crazy.

    • 2.2.14

      There's Only One Me

      Look over there at that purple blob! He's cute and sweet and lives in a castle. He's the perfect friend, except for the fact that he, well, locks people up and keeps them in a dungeon if they follow him into his castle.