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Zero Context

'I Miss God So Much'

VICE.com's most memorable lines from the week of September 25, presented with zero context.
Alex Norcia
10.1.17
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We Asked a Male Porn Star How to Jizz Good

“If you are treating your body poorly, the last thing it cares about is producing high-quality cum!”
Mark Hay
1.24.17
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Yes, What You Eat Does Change How Your Semen Tastes

Urban legend has it that foods like pineapple make your cum or vagina taste good, while stuff like stinky cheese makes your junk taste rank. To find out if there's any validity to this, we had a male-male and female-female couple try a sex experiment.
Zach Sokol
6.19.16
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​How Gay Men Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Semen

It's hard to pinpoint exactly when semen became the focus of so much erotic fixation in the gay community. What was once stigmatized as disease-ridden poison is now celebrated. Whatever the case, semen is everywhere these days.
Matthew Terrell
3.6.16
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​My Husband’s Sperm and the Lesbians Who Want It

Michael, my husband, is a strapping six-foot-four dream with strong German-Irish-Swedish blood by way of the Midwest. There are Ivy-leaguers in his family. His grandfather lived to be 90. His sperm is liquid gold.
Alexander Coggin
2.28.16
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The Dentist Who Injected Semen into Patients' Mouths Tried to Reopen His Clinic in Belize

Dr. John Hall was jailed for injecting semen into his patients' mouths in 2005. But last month, he nearly reopened a practice in Belize.
Nathaniel Janowitz
1.7.16
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The Cure for Your Semen Allergy Might Be Injections of Your Own Semen

Postorgasmic illness syndrome may sound like hypochondriac bullshit, but it is very real—and apparently turns sufferers into zombies every time they orgasm.
Mike Pearl
11.18.15
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This Is the Porn You Get at a Sperm Bank

I've always wondered which researcher in a lab coat made these selections and what was the thought process behind their choice.
VICE Staff
Zachary Schwartz
10.18.15
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Want an HD Home Video of Your Sperm? The Future Is Coming

Checking out your little swimmers might not solve your infertility problems, but it's a good start.
Mark Hay
9.20.15
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What It’s Like to Buy Sperm from One of Canada’s 55(ish) Semen Donors

It's a little like eugenics and that's a little icky.
J.L. Bowman
9.17.15
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Minnesota Finally Made It Illegal to Sneak Your Bodily Fluids into Somebody’s Food or Drink

Lawmakers decided to step in after a guy got caught ejaculating into his co-worker's coffee cup last year.
River Donaghey
7.30.15
Stuff

Can You Be Allergic to Semen?

We saved you a few Google searches by asking a smart person weird body questions.
Wendy Syfret
3.31.15