The bad news is, most of us hate our jobs. The good news is, there’s no shortage of shitty things we can do while hating it.
"Let financial security keep you warm at night."
"I lay awake in the hospital bed in Paris all night considering the blowjob that might cost me a leg."
After our workplace tryst, I had to tell the man who signed my paychecks that he had nearly killed my vagina.