CBD Oreos Sound Great But Honestly Extremely Unnecessary

Maybe this is a great idea, or maybe, just maybe, we have gone too far.


'Guacamole Cheese' Is a Thing Now, but It Shouldn't Be

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should.


Jack in the Box Jalapeño Poppers Got Me Through Tough Times

When you're making eight dollars an hour but need a complex, Michelin-star-worthy flavor bomb, these are the snack for you.


Actually, Salt Is the Only Flavor Potato Chips Need

Why can’t we just be happy with what we have, especially when what we have is so damn good?


Pop-Tarts? In MY Vagina?

It's more likely than you think.


Calbee Shrimp Chips Are a Food Science Marvel—and No, I Don't Want to Share

Like a nice cup of coffee, you’ve gotta give the shrimp chip time to sort of bloom in your mouth.


These 'Garlicky Chewy Bites' Taste Like Rye Bread and My Soviet Childhood

They emerged for me years ago amidst scarcity, and still bring back what indulgence felt like for the first time.


Snack Foods Are Not Crack, and It's Not Cute to Compare Them

Branding that compares gourmet foods to hard drugs makes light of the real impact of addiction and the War on Drugs.


British Post Offices Politely Ask People to Stop Protest-Mailing Empty Potato Chip Bags

Concerned citizens have been mailing non-recyclable Walkers chip bags back to the company to urge them to change their practices.


Lil Xan Was Not the First Person to Be Hospitalized by Flamin' Hot Cheetos

The rapper was the latest in a long line of souls driven to the ER by their love of the crispy red snacks.


These Vegans Really Believe Animal Crackers Are 'Problematic'

"[T]he phenomenon of animal crackers remains problematic and part of a wider culture of speciesism.”