It's not even fair how close he comes to musical satisfaction without *quite* hitting the spot.
If 'cracking open a cold one with the boys' had a soundtrack, it would definitely be Luke Bryan.
THUMP UK asked some of their favorite selectors and writers for their #soundofthesummer2k15.
"There's something about horror stories, where it's funny to hear these terrible, horrific fucking things happening. It's good, it's... got this cracking feeling to it, where it's safe, it's fiction."
Last night Thump made the sound of the summer on a souped up calculator.
From Fetty Wap to Jamie xx, who better to pick 2015's sunshine banger than a malicious and satanic extreme metal band?