25 Dips and Spreads to Smear on Chips or Your Body
Idk your life, man.
Why Everyone Hates Vegemite Except Australians
Nine in 10 Australians stock Vegemite in their cupboards. But Americans like President Obama find the somehow-edible paste horrible. We had to know why.
This Is How Your Favorite Vegan Mayonnaise Gets Made
It was like having my Violet Beauregard moment from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, except, instead of rolling out as a giant blueberry, I metamorphosized into a six-foot-tall tub of Vegenaise and gracefully floated into the sky.
The VICE Guide to Right Now
Manspreading Makes Men More Attractive, Said No One Except These Researchers
Add "expansive posture" to your pickup routine at your own risk.
The Art of Gourmet Cooking in Prison
In prisons and jails, inmates use chips, Cheetos, and instant noodles to create recipes that remind them of life on the outside.
I Ate Nothing but Nutella for a Week and Found My Inner Darkness
What happens when you try to live on chocolatey hazelnut spread alone? Turns out you feel like crap.
How to Get Into Sketchy Sports Betting
Most sports betting is still underground, but the internet has made it more convenient. Paying off your illegal gambling debts, however, will never be as painless as paying for an MP3.
Iceland, I Love You—But Your Grocery Stores Are Weird
I came to Iceland expecting animals heads, and I found animals heads. But is that prune-flavored milk I see sitting on the shelf? And why is all of the candy overwhelmingly infused with licorice? Well, at least your skyr is delicious.
The Wide World of Bookies
Betting on sports is only legal in four states: Delaware, Montana, Nevada, and Oregon. The rest of the country has to make its bets illegally, through bookies.