Lucy Sparrow Spent a Year Sewing 31,000 Products for Her All-Felt Grocery Store
Every adorable item is for sale, with prices starting at $1.
Chaos Ensues After French Supermarket Reduces Price of Nutella
“It was like an orgy," one supermarket employee said of the chaos.
A Supermarket Is Selling a 'Cauliflower Steak' That's Just Cauliflower Wrapped in Plastic
It costs £2 and looks sad.
Supermarket Manager Asks Employees to Accept “Plentiful” Pizza as Payment for Overtime Work
The manager acknowledged it was “a big ask,” but promises their unpaid labor will be worth it, because pizza.
Someone Worked Out How Much Frozen Pizza You Buy in a Year
According to new figures from market analysts Kantar Worldpanel, UK sales of shop-bought pizza have risen to almost £1 billion. Bottom line: you probably eat a lot of frozen pizza.
Why There Could Be a Brussels Sprouts Shortage This Year
British farmers have warned that they may struggle to produce enough Brussels sprouts in the run-up to Christmas.
I Auditioned for MasterChef with Ingredients I Found in the Trash
I took partly rotten food and presented it not very artfully, in a competition for people whose goal in life is to someday have a Michelin star.
Talking Down Gunmen and Breaking Up Fights: The Life of a Supermarket Security Guard
Finding the lifeless body of a homeless person next to the supermarket is never easy, even the third time it happens.
Pierre, as told to Flamen Keuj
Here’s How Long You Could Survive If You Got Trapped in a Supermarket
A British astrobiology scientist claims to have figured out how long the average British supermarket could keep an adult fed and watered for.
Brits Can’t Deal with Curved Croissants So This Supermarket Will Only Sell Straight Ones
British supermarket Tesco has announced that it will no longer sell curved croissants because customers find it “easier to spread jam on a straighter shape with a single sweeping motion.”
This Supermarket Says Cucumbers Make Great Valentine's Day Gifts
According to a branch of Tesco, the cat-terrorising vegetable makes a great romantic gift.
This British Supermarket Is Going to Stop Selling White Bread
Marks and Spencer has announced that from April, its entire pre-packed bread range will be fortified with extra fibre. Basic white bread just got a little less basic.