Local's View

A Day Out in Austin with Thor Harris

Home, tacos and driving in a truck with the former Swans percussionist and Texan weirdo.
Kate Hennessy
The VICE Guide to Right Now

Questions for the Florida Man Who Practiced Karate on Some Innocent Swans

What belt was this guy working toward?
Drew Schwartz
Swans don't play

This YouTuber Has Documented Swan-on-Human Violence for 7 Years

Do not mess with the black swans of Castle Ringenberg.
Samantha Cole
Objectively Correct Lists

The Noisey Guide to Not Being a Shithole and Making Your Venue Inclusive

White men: not today, Satan.
Jill Krajewski
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Mindless Self Indulgence Bandleader Offers up Seething Goth Club Remix of VOWWS

Jimmy Urine takes on the duo's track "Holy Youth" off their debut LP.
Alexander Iadarola
Breaking News

Swans Frontman Michael Gira Has Been Accused of Rape by Former Collaborator Larkin Grimm

Gira has called the accusation a "slanderous lie".
Noisey Staff
Objectively Correct Lists

The Top 13 Songs to Have Steamy, Sensual Goth Sex to for Valentine's Day

Valentine's Day is the last day to bone out the crypt with a goth’s loved/detested ones in relative peace, so celebrate accordingly.
Zachary Lipez

Insect Ark's Creepy New Animated Video for "The Collector" Will Chill You to the Bone

A nightmarish hodgepodge of Japanese ghost films, bleak animation, and distorted doom awaits.
Noisey Staff

Martin Bisi Probably Produced All Your Favorite Records

The Gowanus-based super-producer’s BC Studio is the subject of a new documentary.
Brad Cohan
guinea pig

Somebody Called the Cops on a Man Roasting a Guinea Pig in a NYC Park

This past weekend, an Ecuadoran man had a run-in with the NYPD after an onlooker believed him to be abusing a squirrel. Instead, he was simply grilling up some guinea pig for a snack.
Munchies Staff
food waste

A Dutch Food Truck Wants You to Eat More Muskrat

Crows, swans, and muskrats wreak havoc on the Dutch countryside. The government allows for these pests to be killed, but where should they go? Enter the Kitchen of the Unwanted Animal.
Stefanie Staelens

"My Mother Was a Sharp-Shooter," and Other Revelations From The One And Only Jarboe

The iconic musician and former Swans member talks experimentation, representation, and family.
J.R. Moores