Tamagotchis. Snap bracelets. All of my hopes and dreams for the future?
“You press a few buttons, pour in some seeds, and the Farmbot will do everything else."
They didn't do anything but poop, walk around, age, and die, but we treated those little pixelated pets like family.
The future is a terrible place where all the humans are dead and robots, including Tamagotchis, are surviving by slurping our remains.