Barack Obama Is Throwing a Way Sweeter Party Than Donald Trump
He booked Stevie Wonder, Trump booked... who?
Ted Nugent Emailed Us a Bunch of (Totally Real, Definitely Not Fake) Thoughts
This Week in Racism
Jerry Seinfeld Does Not Have a Diversity Problem
Comedy legend Jerry Seinfeld got in trouble for saying he didn't care about the ongoing diversity debate in comedy. Some media outlets have taken this to mean that he only thinks white people are funny, which is about as far from reality as possible.
We Talked to Ted Nugent About Freedom, America, and Killing Shit
In which Ted Nugent claims to have started straight edge punk, explains why having a constitution is conducive to kick-ass guitar solos, and claims he'd be able to survive in the woods forever.
The Grievous Sins Issue
Start Spreading the Nuge
"Good evening, welcome to the six o'clock Nuge. I'm Ted Nugent. Today, Ted Nugent shot a stupid chipmunk in the face. Ted Nugent is live on the scene. Ted?"
Vagina Vagina Vagina
Decorum violation by disgusting women who carry around one of those gross hoo-has in her genital region will not be tolerated.