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Today's Special: Watch This Guy Accidentally Destroy a Huge Tower of Champagne Glasses

Plus, a gruesome, bloody-looking mess on a BART train turned out to be... bubble tea.
Jelisa Castrodale
3.8.19
oatmeal

Why Is No One Talking About How the Rock Puts Tequila in His Oatmeal?

Don't let his pineapple on pizza preferences distract you from the real news here.
Hannah Keyser
11.30.18
Munchies

Mexico Is Zero Percent Happy About Elon Musk's 'Teslaquila'

“We will fight Big Tequila!” he tweeted on Wednesday. Of course you will. ​
Jelisa Castrodale
11.15.18
Munchies

Tesla-Branded Tequila Might Soon Exist Thanks To You Nerds

If you know someone who's genuinely excited about 'Teslaquila,' now's the time to stop being friends with them.
Hannah Keyser
10.12.18
Munchies

I Drank 150 Margaritas in 3 Days and It Wasn't a Great Decision

But also it kind of was?
Janelle Lassalle
10.11.18
VICE Guide to Life

How to Make a Food Budget in College

Between studying and partying, it’s easy to forget to set money aside for food. Unless you wanna eat ramen and pizza rolls for the next four years, now’s a perfect time to learn how to budget.
Jubilee Baez
9.17.18
Booze

Never Drink Cheap Tequila

Good vodka, on the other hand, doesn't have to be pricey.
Denver Nicks
4.13.18
Recipe

Tequila Gimlet Recipe

Carlos Salazar’s takes on a classic by swapping out gin for tequila and a squeeze of lime.
Carlos Salazar
3.6.18
Food

Everyone Drinks Vampire Cocktails Out of Plastic Bags in This Tiny Mexican Town

In San Luis Soyatlán, you'll spot dozens of people clutching plastic bags full of tequila-spiked crimson liquid.
Duncan Tucker
1.31.18
Recipe

Spiked Watermelon Slushie Recipe

This simple cocktail doesn't require much effort, and you can use pretty much any neutral spirit you like if tequila isn't your thing.
Farideh Sadeghin
8.25.17
We Tried It

Hangover Cures Are a Lie

I got wasted several weekends in a row for the sake of research. You're welcome.
Austin Williams
7.24.17
Recipe

Classic Paloma Recipe

Arguably more refreshing than a margarita, this classic cocktail is always a good idea.
Sandy Heyaime
6.28.17
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