Today's Special: Watch This Guy Accidentally Destroy a Huge Tower of Champagne Glasses
Plus, a gruesome, bloody-looking mess on a BART train turned out to be... bubble tea.
Why Is No One Talking About How the Rock Puts Tequila in His Oatmeal?
Don't let his pineapple on pizza preferences distract you from the real news here.
Mexico Is Zero Percent Happy About Elon Musk's 'Teslaquila'
“We will fight Big Tequila!” he tweeted on Wednesday. Of course you will.
Tesla-Branded Tequila Might Soon Exist Thanks To You Nerds
If you know someone who's genuinely excited about 'Teslaquila,' now's the time to stop being friends with them.
I Drank 150 Margaritas in 3 Days and It Wasn't a Great Decision
But also it kind of was?
VICE Guide to Life
How to Make a Food Budget in College
Between studying and partying, it’s easy to forget to set money aside for food. Unless you wanna eat ramen and pizza rolls for the next four years, now’s a perfect time to learn how to budget.
Never Drink Cheap Tequila
Good vodka, on the other hand, doesn't have to be pricey.
Tequila Gimlet Recipe
Carlos Salazar’s takes on a classic by swapping out gin for tequila and a squeeze of lime.
Everyone Drinks Vampire Cocktails Out of Plastic Bags in This Tiny Mexican Town
In San Luis Soyatlán, you'll spot dozens of people clutching plastic bags full of tequila-spiked crimson liquid.
Spiked Watermelon Slushie Recipe
This simple cocktail doesn't require much effort, and you can use pretty much any neutral spirit you like if tequila isn't your thing.
We Tried It
Hangover Cures Are a Lie
I got wasted several weekends in a row for the sake of research. You're welcome.
Classic Paloma Recipe
Arguably more refreshing than a margarita, this classic cocktail is always a good idea.