Plus, a gruesome, bloody-looking mess on a BART train turned out to be... bubble tea.
Don't let his pineapple on pizza preferences distract you from the real news here.
“We will fight Big Tequila!” he tweeted on Wednesday. Of course you will.
If you know someone who's genuinely excited about 'Teslaquila,' now's the time to stop being friends with them.
But also it kind of was?
Between studying and partying, it’s easy to forget to set money aside for food. Unless you wanna eat ramen and pizza rolls for the next four years, now’s a perfect time to learn how to budget.
Good vodka, on the other hand, doesn't have to be pricey.
Carlos Salazar’s takes on a classic by swapping out gin for tequila and a squeeze of lime.
In San Luis Soyatlán, you'll spot dozens of people clutching plastic bags full of tequila-spiked crimson liquid.
This simple cocktail doesn't require much effort, and you can use pretty much any neutral spirit you like if tequila isn't your thing.
I got wasted several weekends in a row for the sake of research. You're welcome.
Arguably more refreshing than a margarita, this classic cocktail is always a good idea.