Irish Woman Ends Up in Court for Opening a $1.95 Can of Pringles
Once you pop, you WILL be stopped, apparently.
This Futuristic Stylist Creates Fashion Trends for an Alternate Universe
Give this guy some plastic bags, aluminum ducting hose, and a pair of fluorescent leg warmers, and he'll give you a dreamscape.
Your 'Healthy' Hummus Could Contain More Salt Than Four Bags of Chips
Consensus Action on Salt and Health surveyed 210 of Britain’s most popular chilled dips and found that many contain worryingly high levels of salt.
This Supermarket Wasted 59,400 Metric Tons of Food Last Year
Despite introducing measures to cut waste, British supermarket chain Tesco threw away 4 percent more food in 2015 than the year previous.
Why Is This Supermarket Using Fictional British Farms to Sell Food?
As would be expected, both consumers and farmers—who actually do currently exist and are located in Britain—are pretty pissed at what they believe to be nothing more than faulty advertising and a blatant lie.
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I Spent a Day Visiting Britain's Best New Record Stores
The hunt for that quintessential record store experience took me far and wide, to some of the finest establishments on in the UK.
Brits Can’t Deal with Curved Croissants So This Supermarket Will Only Sell Straight Ones
British supermarket Tesco has announced that it will no longer sell curved croissants because customers find it “easier to spread jam on a straighter shape with a single sweeping motion.”
This Supermarket Says Cucumbers Make Great Valentine's Day Gifts
According to a branch of Tesco, the cat-terrorising vegetable makes a great romantic gift.
This Vinyl Revival Is Sucking the Life and Fun out of Music Collecting
What was once a quiet world of treasures is becoming a commercial minefield.
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A New Poll of Police and Ambulance Staff Shows Why the UK Can't Be Trusted to Drink Responsibly
Around 35 percent of ambulance journeys are somehow related to alcohol.
A Supermarket Banned a Sugary Children’s Drink and the Internet Went Crazy
Yesterday, Tesco announced that it would no longer be selling small cartons of kids’ juice drinks Capri Sun, Rubicon, and crucially, Ribena—a decision that has spawned its own #Ribenagate Twitter storm.
A British Supermarket Just Found £1 Million Worth of Cocaine in a Box of Bananas
An employee at a Berkshire branch of Tesco discovered five 1 kilogram bags of white powder in a box of Costa Rican bananas.