Texas Rangers


Some Genius Matched Up MLBers to Pokémon Based on their Hairstyles

A Twitter user matched up Bryce Harper, Manny Machado, and Yasiel Puig among others, to Pokémon with similar haircuts.
Liam Daniel Pierce

The Best of MLB's Players Weekend Nicknames

Among the best nicknames: Harrison Bader "Tots," Joey "Pico de" Gallo, Shane "Not Justin" Bieber, and Brad Boxberger's will blow you away.
Liam Daniel Pierce

MLB Game Was Not Delayed Because of a Baboon Running Amok in Phoenix

ESPN's Pedro Gomez had some autocorrect issues when he tried to tweet last night's game between the Diamondbacks and Rangers had been delayed by a "haboob," which is an intense weather event.
Sean Newell

Ronald Guzman Tries Out for the Gymnastics Squad

The Texas Rangers first baseman stretched out for a wayward throw and did a full split to ensure an out against the Oakland Athletics.
Liam Daniel Pierce
Russell Wilson

Texas Rangers Trade Seahawks QB Russell Wilson to New York Yankees

The New York Yankees officially have a better quarterback than the New York Jets.
Sean Newell
bull shit

Rangers Pitcher Breaks Elbow in Run-in With a Bull, Like, the Animal

Martin Perez got scared by a bull in a pen and wound up breaking a bone in his elbow.
Sean Newell
Love notes

Prince Fielder Tells Someone they "Park Like an Asshole" and Autographs Note

Sometimes, your shitty parking gets noticed by famous baseball players.
Liam Daniel Pierce
Sick Pythons

Alfonso Soriano Looks Like He Ate Another Alfonso Soriano

Retirement from sports has been a great opportunity for the man to exercise more.
Liam Daniel Pierce
Summertime Ballplayer Antics

Prince Fielder Supersoaks His Family Because He Hates Buying Tampons

If Prince hits that end of the chore wheel again, you best come prepared to get wet.
Liam Daniel Pierce
eephus pitch

Adrian Beltre Taken to His Knee by Eephus Pitch

Red Sox pitcher Fernando Abad completely fooled Beltre with a 61 MPH pitch.
Sean Newell

12 Rounds with Rougned Odor, the Toughest Player in Baseball

Rougned Odor will always be known for famously punching Toronto Blue Jay star Jose Bautista. But his friends and family know there is much more to him than that.
Eric Nusbaum

Lawsuit over Odor-Bautista Punch Has Unintended Consequence

The photog sued a company for copyright infringement, but the photo is included in the suit, which is publicly available.
Sean Newell