Thanksgiving is all about spending time with family. Or, in Trump's case, retweeting them.
Apparently, all anyone needs to endure the next month-plus is a thin sheet of food-grade plastic, and 70 ounces of clearance-aisle quality wine.
Hitch up those antiracist culottes, Melissa! You've got some work to do.
Whether it's apple pie, pumpkin pie, pecan pie, or all of the above, Turkey Day is ultimately all about the dessert.