The DOs & DON'Ts Issue
100 Extra Dos & Don'ts
Had enough? No? OK, let's get The Onion's Amie Barrodale to pump out 100 more.
Grimewatch
Question: What are all the major labels doing wasting our time with Shystie? Did you see her on the cover of the Telegraph?
Big Green Blister
It's tough being gay - especially when you live in Derby. Just talk to Brooks about it.
How to Not Care
There's an ultra-cool alternate universe where nobody is a cheesedick and tough-as-fuck dudes get together to do stuff like "break things" and "rule."
The VICE Guide to Everything
What the fuck is the matter with people these days? They're walking around, wearing sandals, not paying for shit and talking about their dreams.
Pockets Dumb Fat
LAs per usual, Jadakiss knows what's up, and he knew that shit a couple of years before the rest of us.
Fuck the Usa
Steve Earle's latest release The Revolution Starts...Now is his best work since the 1986 classic Guitar Town.
Dos & Don'ts
As Four and all those faggy fashion designers can experiment all they want. Nobody can compete with the kind of creativity billions of shrill voices screaming into your ears can provide.
How to Grow Up in Long Beach
Ten years after its release, it's time to officially recognize Warren G's "Regulate" as hands-down one of the finest moments in music history.
I Want My Dvds
FIGHTS: A BARE KNUCKLE VIDEOI love Ultimate Fighting Challenge, but those professional dudes have nothing on these idiot amateurs who beat the shit out of each other in schoolyards and car parkS
Tidbits
Sometimes, when you don't want to talk about money or free stuff or whose son's a dentist, it's nice to be able to go to Chinatown, buy a packet of this and just talk to a Jew.