This Week in Teens

This Week in Teens

The Detective Who Wanted to Photograph a Teen's Medically-Induced Erection Is Suing for Defamation

He's really upset that a lawyer had the gall to call him "crazy."
Hanson O'Haver
11.21.14
This Week in Teens

Would-Be School Shooter Drinks Too Much Whiskey, Forgets Bombs at Home

It's hard to argue that teen drinking ever accomplishes anything of substance, but this week, underage boozing actually seems to have prevented a tragedy.
Hanson O'Haver
11.7.14
This Week in Teens

How to Stalk Your Teenage Children Offline

What if I were to tell you that—surprise!—you’re actually the parent of a teenager? I bet you’d want to know exactly what’s going on in his or her life.
Hanson O'Haver
10.24.14
This Week in Teens

Teenagers Are Having Sex in Extremely Odd Places

Teens are having sex with one another through smartphone screens, having sex with stuffed horses in Walmarts, and having sex with jihadists in the Islamic State.
Hanson O'Haver
10.17.14
This Week in Teens

Teens Kill 900 Chickens, Are Completely Insane

This week saw teens getting arrested for poultry genocide and flamingo death, attempting to join the Islamic State, and winning the Nobel Prize.
Hanson O'Haver
10.10.14
This Week in Teens

Two Teachers Got Arrested for Having 'Simultaneous Sex' with a Teenage Boy

Hey, teacher, leave them kids alone! Get it? Like the song.
Hanson O'Haver
10.3.14
This Week in Teens

It Was the Best of Teens, It Was the Worst of Teens

Rest easy knowing that somewhere, police are breaking up a lingerie party filled with middle-aged men and 16-year-old girls.
Hanson O'Haver
9.26.14
This Week in Teens

Fall Is Here and Teens Are Still Lighting Themselves on Fire

The first leaves are turning color. Like a teen's body, the weather is going through changes. But even as time passes, some weird stunts are apparently too tempting to resist.
Hanson O'Haver
9.19.14
This Week in Teens

Teenagers Are Going to the Bathroom in All the Wrong Places

Being – with your bowel movements is one thing, but when an autistic kid gets caught in the crossfire, you know we're in trouble.
Hanson O'Haver
9.12.14
This Week in Teens

Teenagers Aren't Any Crazier Than They Used to Be

As someone who writes a weekly column dedicated to Americans between the ages of 13 and 19, people think I consider myself some sort of teen expert. But a real one offers some fresh perspective on whether the kids are going to be alright.
VICE Staff
9.5.14
This Week in Teens

Florida Teenagers Got Caught in a Snapchat-Fueled Robbery

Summer break sounds amazing in June, but by August the teens have grown restless. They're broke, they've got all these hormones that they can't properly act on, and Mom's at work.
Hanson O'Haver
8.29.14
This Week in Teens

This Week in Teens: Why Are American Teenagers Ditching Shopping Malls?

Our malls are in trouble, which means a pivotal component of the adolescent experience (and the American dream) is at risk.
Hanson O'Haver
8.22.14
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