British dads are tired. They're stuck in a future that doesn't want them. Everything they like is lame, everything they do is boring, everything they say is "problematic." All they want is to live inside Jeremy Clarkson's brain.
The controversy around Stephen Colbert's use of Asian stereotypes to make a satirical point about racism is finally starting to die down, so now's the perfect moment to admit it was the most hilarious controversy of all time.
_Carl Sagan would be very happy now. Also, sad._
h3. One: The "neuroscience":http://www.nytimes.com/2011/08/07/business/neurofinance-shows-how-investors-can-shun-reason.html of the Wall Street panic button (NYT)
h3. Zero: Standard & Poor's "$...