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Today's Special: Plot to Smuggle Tortoises by Disguising Them as Pastries Fails Spectacularly

Plus, there's a hot new kink out there: the boots that workers wear in poultry processing plants.
Jelisa Castrodale
3.18.19
pollution

Every Single Sea Turtle in This Study Had Microplastics in Its Gut

The researchers tested turtles from all seven species, across three oceans.
Kaleigh Rogers
12.5.18
Noisey News

"September" Co-Writer Pokes Fun at Taylor Swift's "Lethargic" Cover

"I felt it was as lethargic as a drunk turtle dozing under a sunflower after ingesting a bottle of Valium," Allee Willis said Friday. "And I thought it had all the build of a one-story motel, but, I mean, the girl didn't kill anybody."
Alex Robert Ross
5.21.18
daily vice

The Animal Hospital Treating Injured Turtles with Lifesaving Surgery

A local conservation center is working overtime to rescue the record number of turtles that have been hit by cars in the area this year.
VICE Staff
8.29.17
turtles

Inside a Hospital For Turtles

Please respect turtles.
Jordan Pearson
8.7.17
The VICE Guide to Right Now

An Animal Smuggler Tried to Disguise Deadly Cobras as Potato Chips

After seizing the killer snakes, the cops found a small zoo's worth of protected reptiles stashed in the guy's apartment.
Drew Schwartz
7.26.17
gif six pack

Here Are 6 Animated Turtles and 1 Way to Save the Real Thing

For World Sea Turtle Day, enjoy some cute GIFs, then learn how to help these endangered sea creatures.
Beckett Mufson
6.16.17
reptile love

This Small Town in Canada Spent 10 Years and $2.7 Million to Save Turtles

A community bands together for the love of reptiles.
Bryson Masse
5.26.17
Comics!

'Kombucha,' Today's Comic by Marlene Krause

The German cartoonist shows us what it's like when kombucha is your only friend.
Marlene Krause
4.4.17
420 moment

Watch: Hundreds of Baby Sea Turtles Make Their Way into the Ocean

Wait, what??
Broadly Staff
9.25.16
Fashion

This Turtle Hat Kickstarter Is the Corniest, Most Delightful Thing on the Internet

This guy wants to change the world by getting as many people as possible to put a turtle on their heads.
Harry Cheadle
9.1.16
Art

An Illustrated Guide To The 2016 Home Run Derby

Relive the majesty, power, Giancarlo-ness, and bellowing Chris Berman puns of the Home Run Derby through the magic of primitive crayon illustrations.
Corbin Smith
7.12.16
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