Today's Special: Plot to Smuggle Tortoises by Disguising Them as Pastries Fails Spectacularly
Plus, there's a hot new kink out there: the boots that workers wear in poultry processing plants.
Every Single Sea Turtle in This Study Had Microplastics in Its Gut
The researchers tested turtles from all seven species, across three oceans.
"September" Co-Writer Pokes Fun at Taylor Swift's "Lethargic" Cover
"I felt it was as lethargic as a drunk turtle dozing under a sunflower after ingesting a bottle of Valium," Allee Willis said Friday. "And I thought it had all the build of a one-story motel, but, I mean, the girl didn't kill anybody."
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The Animal Hospital Treating Injured Turtles with Lifesaving Surgery
A local conservation center is working overtime to rescue the record number of turtles that have been hit by cars in the area this year.
Inside a Hospital For Turtles
Please respect turtles.
The VICE Guide to Right Now
An Animal Smuggler Tried to Disguise Deadly Cobras as Potato Chips
After seizing the killer snakes, the cops found a small zoo's worth of protected reptiles stashed in the guy's apartment.
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Here Are 6 Animated Turtles and 1 Way to Save the Real Thing
For World Sea Turtle Day, enjoy some cute GIFs, then learn how to help these endangered sea creatures.
This Small Town in Canada Spent 10 Years and $2.7 Million to Save Turtles
A community bands together for the love of reptiles.
'Kombucha,' Today's Comic by Marlene Krause
The German cartoonist shows us what it's like when kombucha is your only friend.
Watch: Hundreds of Baby Sea Turtles Make Their Way into the Ocean
This Turtle Hat Kickstarter Is the Corniest, Most Delightful Thing on the Internet
This guy wants to change the world by getting as many people as possible to put a turtle on their heads.
An Illustrated Guide To The 2016 Home Run Derby
Relive the majesty, power, Giancarlo-ness, and bellowing Chris Berman puns of the Home Run Derby through the magic of primitive crayon illustrations.