The Noisey Advent Calendar
Big Freedia Proves That "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer" Can, In Fact, Bang
On "Rudy, the Big Booty Reindeer," the Queen of Bounce replaces Rudolph's bright red nose with "a very large behind," confirming once and for all that Paul F. Tompkins is wrong.
Alex Robert Ross
NFL Plans to Circulate Video Clarifying What Sexually Suggestive Acts Are Penalties. We Obviously Need this Video ASAP.
Please, please let there be video of NFL officials twerking. Please.
Dancehall Animations Shake It to Ragga Music
These animations are definitely better dancers than you are.
Here Are 11 Absolutely Terrible Thanksgiving Club Flyers
Tryptophan and clubbing don't mix.
THUMP Canada Staff
How Twerking Became an Unlikely Scandal in Russia
Twerking has taken Vladimir Putin's country by storm, despite an increasing outcry from prudes and conservatives.
Pornhub's Twerking Ass Sex Toy Comes With VR Goggles
Pornhub enters the virtual reality race.
Young People in Russia Explain What They Think of All the Stuff Getting Banned in the Country
"I'm completely against cultural isolation. Unfortunately, Russia is making a beeline for that at the moment."
Your Shaking Butt Is Now a Musical Instrument
We Partied with DJ Paul and the Stripper Who Gave the Lap Band Dance at the Gathering of the Juggalos
The breakout star of the Gathering of the Juggalos was Ratchet Regi, a stripper who twerked on a 500-pound man's belly in front of Da Mafia 6ix's DJ Paul at an outdoor strip club.
Objectively Correct Lists
The 13 Most Epically Hilarious Halloween Costumes of 2014
OMFG these costumes are our everything.
AssMatrix.com Analyzes the Asses of the Masses
What if we told you there was a collective of people all over the world held together by the love of the posterior? Well, it's called AssMatrix.com. And we talked to the beautiful nerds behind it.
Vermont High School Cancels Homecoming Dance and Blames Miley Cyrus and Her Dang Twerking
When twerking is outlawed, only outlaws will twerk.