twerking

The Noisey Advent Calendar

Big Freedia Proves That "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer" Can, In Fact, Bang

On "Rudy, the Big Booty Reindeer," the Queen of Bounce replaces Rudolph's bright red nose with "a very large behind," confirming once and for all that Paul F. Tompkins is wrong.
Alex Robert Ross
12.6.18
NFL

NFL Plans to Circulate Video Clarifying What Sexually Suggestive Acts Are Penalties. We Obviously Need this Video ASAP.

Please, please let there be video of NFL officials twerking. Please.
Sean Newell
10.5.16
Film

Dancehall Animations Shake It to Ragga Music

These animations are definitely better dancers than you are.
Alyssa Buffenstein
2.14.16
Features

Here Are 11 Absolutely Terrible Thanksgiving Club Flyers

Tryptophan and clubbing don't mix.
THUMP Canada Staff
11.25.15
dance

How Twerking Became an Unlikely Scandal in Russia

Twerking has taken Vladimir Putin's country by storm, despite an increasing outcry from prudes and conservatives.
Anastasiia Fedorova
11.4.15
Culture

Pornhub's Twerking Ass Sex Toy Comes With VR Goggles

Pornhub enters the virtual reality race.
Emanuel Maiberg
7.9.15
Stuff

Young People in Russia Explain What They Think of All the Stuff Getting Banned in the Country

"I'm completely against cultural isolation. Unfortunately, Russia is making a beeline for that at the moment."
Alice Tchernookova
5.6.15
Music

Your Shaking Butt Is Now a Musical Instrument

Finally.
Emerson Rosenthal
2.19.15
Music

We Partied with DJ Paul and the Stripper Who Gave the Lap Band Dance at the Gathering of the Juggalos

The breakout star of the Gathering of the Juggalos was Ratchet Regi, a stripper who twerked on a 500-pound man's belly in front of Da Mafia 6ix's DJ Paul at an outdoor strip club.
Mitchell Sunderland
12.27.14
Objectively Correct Lists

The 13 Most Epically Hilarious Halloween Costumes of 2014

OMFG these costumes are our everything.
Noisey Staff
10.29.14
Stuff

AssMatrix.com Analyzes the Asses of the Masses

What if we told you there was a collective of people all over the world held together by the love of the posterior? Well, it's called AssMatrix.com. And we talked to the beautiful nerds behind it.
Allison Tierney
9.19.14
it's miley

Vermont High School Cancels Homecoming Dance and Blames Miley Cyrus and Her Dang Twerking

When twerking is outlawed, only outlaws will twerk.
Dan Ozzi
9.6.14
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