If SXSW were really branded beyond the remotest shred of authenticity, no longer about the music, and deeply uncool, would I be headed to it on a marketing experience plane watching Nick Lachey film an episode his VH1 morning show?
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On a Saturday evening in East Rutherford, I watched a crowd of Brady fans lose their goddamn minds in front of their idols.
Hanging out with a fame-hungry Kim Kardashian lookalike, a parody singer, the “Butt King of New York,” a tequila-selling Mafia wife, and the girl who got kicked off Jersey Shore for being too unstable.