VICE Guide to the Holidays
An Introduction to the Holidays
I’ve been asked to say a few words about the holiday season for this, the Vice Guide to the Holidays. To be honest, I don’t really want to say anything about “the holidays” because it is such a massively general and vague...
Five Christmas Horror Movies That Probably Shouldn’t Exist
Christmastime is full of unspeakable horrors that usually involve elderly relatives getting drunk. But if for whatever reason you are unable to make it to Christmas with the family this year, we’ve selected five Christmas horror movies that will supply...
The Wishlist of a Zine Queen
I love you, I hate you, I hate you, whatever! Get over it and then gift and get gifted. Here’s a list of my top ten something specials to make your friend your best friend. These books, zines, art supplies, and other treasures are mind-expanding...
You Think Fruitcake Is Gross?
Presents are great, and so are singing and kissing and being merry, but the holidays also rely majorly on food. There are delicious birds and roasted nuts being served while your grandmother drunkenly yells above the various arguments going around the...
Hanukkah Is for Nerds
Hanukkah is the holiday that lasts eight days, involves lighting a lot of candles, and, like most things Jewish, is shrouded in a veil of mystery. To an outsider, it seems pretty alright, since there’s eight days of presents and games and fried...
Gifts for Dudes
Dudes are the most difficult people to find gifts for; consequently, many of them receive things like Barnes & Noble gift vouchers and socks during the holiday season. Being a dude myself, I can safely tell you that these gifts suck fat balls. They...
Gifts for Girls!
This is the era of the modern woman and all that, and there’s androgyny and intersex and bois and womyn and so on, but let’s face it, it’s nice to relax on all that inner-strength business and just be girlie. As the headline clearly states, this is a...
Brütal Legend
Eddy Riggs, voiced by Jack Black, is a roadie who loves heavy metal and hates his life because it’s not the 70s anymore so he can only find work with shitty bands who play for tween audiences.
A Nerd’s Guide to gift-givery for Nerds
We all know at least a handful of nerds. Maybe your office has some nerds skulking about, avoiding the gazes of you and your coworkers. Perhaps these nerds are your children, whom you wish didn’t exist. You may even be dating a nerd right now and...