Volume 0 Issue san-francisco
John Dwyer Writes Songs, Trims Weed, and Likes San Francisco a Whole Bunch
Bob Merrill got it wrong. Love doesn't make the world go round. Tacos do. They are one of the only foods that are constructed like a house except they're filled with warm and delicious stuff instead of drywall and insulation.
The VICE Guide to San Francisco
Greetings from never-never land. Want to stay young forever or act like you’re 21 for the duration of your pathetic existence? Are you an outsider inside your small town of 2,500 farmhands? Are you seeking exile from daily persecution due to your...
Everything Else You Can Do
Say what you will about San Francisco: The girls aren’t that hot, the weather blows, and it’s too expensive. But it’s hands-down the most beautiful city in the US. If you don’t believe that, then you’ve never been here...
San Francisco Is All in a Gay’s Work
Hey man, I ain't no fruitcake! Sure, I own seasons 1 and 2 of Noah’s Arc on DVD, but so what? Lots of straight dudes do. It’s a really good show! Did you see the episode where Wade went on a date with T-Money? Or was it Chance who...
Conrad Ruiz Paints Men Riding Flying Animals
One magic day, we found a postcard featuring a painting of Barack Obama riding a giant corgi, all laughs with two mysterious friends in tow.
Chris Daly Is the Mayor ’s Best Friend
If San Francisco were a giant, sprawling asshole, Chris Daly would be the inflamed hemorrhoid that just won’t go away.