Volume 14 Issue 4

The Turning Gay Issue

Uh...so...what Do You Think?

There's been a big stink lately about the European Union banning the sale of these tiny red things called goji berries. The manufacturers claim they're like the fruit version of Viagra.
Andy Capper
4.1.07
The Turning Gay Issue

Imaginary Friends

We saw Alessi’s second ever gig at the end of last year. Heavenly Records had taken over a bar off Oxford Street just before Christmas and we stumbled in all drunk and were like: “Wow! She’sssh amasssshing”. It’s an obvious comparison, but she sounds a...
John McDonnell
4.1.07
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It Happened

In this new regular feature, we take a ridiculous story we've recently heard, get all the sides of it, and then take the main players back to the scene for a portrait.Picture this: A quaint prewar walk-up on a tree-lined block in picturesque
VICE Staff
4.1.07
The Turning Gay Issue

Glossin'

Minus the bamboo earrings, Lil Mama is the around-the-way girl LL always dreamed of. This 16-year-old shorty woke up one morning, skipped class, and wrote a rap about her lip gloss. The result is a massive hit packed with references to high school...
Whoadie Allen
4.1.07
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Pinups

What’s better than going over to someone’s house and looking at their stuff? Nothing. People’s stuff rules. And stuff that people put up on their bulletin boards, or “inspiration areas” if you will, super-extra-rules. We picked four of our favorite...
Mark Gonzales
4.1.07
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Crust Never Sleeps

Tokyo’s Gallhammer are three hot teenage girls who look cute and play in a band. Big whup, right? Well how about the fact that they play fucked-up crusty punky black metal and are obsessed with Celtic Frost, Hellhammer and Amebix?
Rifat Turk
4.1.07
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Swell O'dells

I’ve known my little sister Kathy her whole life, and as far I can remember she never expressed any interest in playing music or being in a band. Then suddenly she’s all, “I’m in a noise band called Lambsbread and I’m dropping out of college to tour...
Patrick O'Dell
4.1.07
The Turning Gay Issue

Stick 'n' Poke

Fashion designer Benjamin Cho is known for many things: His dazzling fashion creations, his outlandish drawings, his long-running Smiths/Morrissey party, and his uncanny ability to magically appear in magazine pages AT LEAST three times a month.
Benjamin Cho
4.1.07
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It's The End Of The World As We Know It

In 1980, Bruce Beach decided to build a fallout shelter in a hillside half a mile from his home in the tiny village of Horning’s Mills, Ontario. He buried four gutted, interlocked school buses in the ground, and it was just big enough for him and his...
Ben White
4.1.07
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Beat Boxer

The worst thing about being an overly cocky cunt in a fight is that you risk looking like a total booby if you can’t back it up. Fortunately Aboriginal Muslim Anthony Mundine has managed to follow up most of his self-righteous bravado with a slew of...
Brenda Walsh
4.1.07
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Vice Pictures

Photos by Jaimie Warren
Jaimie Warren
4.1.07
The Turning Gay Issue

Tidbits

Fun shit from around the world.
VICE Staff
4.1.07
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