Volume 17 Issue 5
Spring Break 2010, Woooo!
This past March, I was sent by Vice to cover spring break in Cancun. The combination of lowered inhibitions, keg stands, board shorts, tribal tats, and hair extensions should have made for HILARIOUS photos, but unfortunately everything went wrong.
California Dream Logicking
Most modern music tagged as psychedelic at best resembles the jittery head spins of two cups of black coffee. With tentative reverb puddles the only nod to tripping, these are tame bands embellishing their dull college rock with download hype.
Jersey Shore XXX: A Porn Parody
I looked up and there was a muscle-bound guido, with his guidette whore, pushing a baby stroller toward me to fight. He didn't have a shirt on; I don't believe they sell shirts in Staten Island.