Volume 9 Issue 10
The VICE Guide to Gold Digging
Every time I buy Vogue I spend most of the time looking at the ads. I want all that shit.
Tidbits
VICE just opened a new store in New York. The address is 255 Lafayette (across from X-Large and down from Supreme) and it's got way more stuff in it than the other stores. Here are nine Tidbits we randomly grabbed from the shelves next to the...
Don't Hate Me
Two months ago VICE featured a 90-pound anorexic woman as a DON'T and called her a "fat fucking pig."
Cannibal Watercolors
Jello Biafra once said, "the only thing worse than living in the past is living off the past," but what about living off the dead in the past?
Electric Independence
Even though the hottest Now Wave acts like Fischerspooner and Chicks On Speed are being praised for re-injecting fun into electronic music, some of the best live shit I’ve seen recently wasn’t performed by humans at all. The User is a Montreal duo made...
Dear Diary
I saw Ben and Ryan last night. I think I like Ben better but I'm not sure how he feels about me. Ryan and I were flirting a lot more. Then I had a dream about Christian. I don't know what to do.
Skate Trixxx 2
I love skateboarding and I love porn. I also love bacon and ice cream, just not at the same time. If I want to watch good skateboarding, I’ll pop in Video Days, but I want my pornos chock full of sex.
My America
Every once in a while you see or experience something that jolts you from your narcoleptic existence of useless pleasures and missed opportunities. And you are simultaneously reminded of: A) what can be, and B) just how lame we are as a people, as a...