How to Come Back to Life After the Holidays
Potential solutions for January ennui that don't involve excessive movement or giving something up.
We Asked Guys Who Aren’t in The Beatles About Jerking it Together
Cum together right now, over me.
Breaking the Harry Styles Album Down into All the Songs That Influenced It
Yer Dad's record collection and every band who sat on MTV’s brown couch in 2007 are all represented.
We Asked People What's in Their Mental Masturbation Folder
"I picture him sitting alone at a desk, hunched eagerly over his phone or tablet, aggressively beating one out. Lovely."
We Asked a Sex Therapist About the Thrills of Left-Handed Wanking
In honour of the International Left-Handers Day, we found out how much truth lies in the internet rumour virtues of non-dominant hand masturbating.
Music Video Premieres
Emma Russack’s Smoky Jam of a Video Features Lovesickness and, Uh, Some Other Stuff
The bittersweet video is as honest as it’s sultry.
The Future of British Wanking: Imagining a World Beyond the Porn Ban
The British government is talking about blocking free porn. But how will this affect the quality and cost of naughty videos?
The Worst Summer Jobs
Summer jobs exist to remind us that we're human garbage put on this earth to serve those with wealthier parents.
Girls Talk About How They Masturbate
"Usually, I think about things like roller skating on some cloud and then falling down onto a total stranger's dick."
Lesbian, Kink, or ‘Female Friendly’: Girls Talk About the Kind of Porn They Watch
We asked eight of our regular female contributors whether women are more sensitive than men when it comes to wanking material.
The Scientific and Personal Benefits of Not Masturbating
I refrained from orgasms for three weeks, then asked a professor about all the feelings I was feeling.
What I Learned from Giving Up Porn for a Month
Is jerking off in front of a screen limiting our imaginations and harming our orgasms?