And how sick are you for wanting one?
An independent analysis of Rio de Janeiro's Olympic water venues found hazardous levels of viruses equivalent to raw sewage.
A dog pissing while doing a walking handstand is so very clearly sports, it's more sports than you or I could ever hope to be.
Today at the UK Parliament, some people sat on some other people's faces while every living photographer in England took photos of it. We had a chat with some of the face sitters.