You came through with the Vessel, clown carnival murder music, and [checks notes] a Shaquille O'Neal pregnancy test.
You sent us dirty fridges, fast dogs, and actually good songs? What the heck?
Everyone has way too much time on their hands.
You sent it, and we reviewed it. You're welcome/we're sorry.
Tommy Siegel of Narc Twain provided some artistic renderings of your submissions.
In which we address international diplomacy, hippo-shaming, and #problematic pop music.
It took us all one step closer to the edge.
Naked dudes wrestling, Lenin speeches, and Dragonball Z all show up in this month's edition.
Snoopy, a forgotten KISS album, and a woman dancing alone at a car show.
We tried to revive music criticism, and now we regret everything.
We deeply regret this decision.