We Tried It

3.18.19
8.16.18

The Carnivore Diet Is the Latest Fad to Ignore That Food Does More Than Just Feed Us

While I lost seven pounds on the meat-only diet, it wasn't worth it for many reasons.

4.17.18

I Tried CBD Lotion for Sunburn

Move over, aloe.

1.12.18

I Fixed My Terrible Sleeping Habits with Science

If a researcher says an orgasm will help, who am I to contest?

8.28.17
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7.24.17

Hangover Cures Are a Lie

I got wasted several weekends in a row for the sake of research. You're welcome.

7.13.17

The Truth About Organic Lubes

I tried a bunch and one was way better than the rest.

5.25.17

I Got My Head Tattooed to Make My Hair Look Thicker

I almost looked tough—or capable of carrying out an automotive repair.

5.19.17

I Froze My Face to Escape Wrinkles

The cryofacial enabled me to double down my Peter Pan complex.

3.20.17

I Tried Man Spanx and My Body Looked Totally Unreal

From every angle, I looked remarkably more aerodynamic, if faintly ridiculous.

3.13.17

I Tried Virtual Reality Breast Implants

Plastic surgeons are recommending this pre-op step.

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