What The Fuck

Tunnel Vision

Well, the L Train Shutdown Isn’t Happening Anymore

Cuomo-come-lately.
John Surico
1.3.19
What The Fuck

Science Has Gone Too Far: This Is Apparently the ‘Perfect Human Body’

Anthropologist Alice Roberts and a team of SFX model makers designed the “perfect human,” and it’s fucked up.
Samantha Cole
6.15.18
Internet Videos Of Particular Importance

I Am Furious That The Beyoncé Figure Skater Did Not Win Olympic Gold

Justice for Maé-Bérénice Méité, who skated to "Halo" and "Run the World" at the Pyeongchang Winter Olympics and didn't come first???
Lauren O'Neill
2.12.18
the worst things of all time

Yikes! Here's Donald Trump Dancing to "Hotline Bling"

RIP "Hotline Bling."
Craig Jenkins
11.9.15
norwood teague

Star Tribune Reporter: Minnesota AD Harassed Me, Too

A reporter covering the University of Minnesota details her own story of harassment from AD Norwood Teague.
Sean Newell
8.10.15
Important Questions Raised By...

Important Questions Raised By Shia LaBeouf's Freestyle Video

Shia LaBARZ.
Craig Jenkins
6.28.15
News

Dissecting the Weirdest Parts of Marc Maron's Interview with President Obama

There weren't any major gaffes, but podcast interviews tend to be weird and rudderless, and this one was no disappointment.
Mike Pearl
6.22.15
super bowl

Sad, Angry Eagles Fan Wants To Know: 'What The Fuck,' Chip Kelly?

Wordsmith also calls Kelly a 'pink-ass-Whinnie-the-Pooh-looking-fucking-bitch.'
Karisa Maxwell
3.4.15
Highlights

Worst Knife Thrower In the World Almost Kills His Assistant

Throwing knives is risky business, especially when the one doing the throwing is fucking terrible at it.
Sean Newell
1.6.15
News

Why Is the Islamic State Trying to Eradicate Iraq's Yazidi Minority?

For the past week, the world's gaze has been fixed on northern Iraq, where the Islamic State is besieging, scattering, and starving out the Yazidis, an ethno-religious minority on the run.
Mark Hay
8.13.14
New music

Justin Bieber Just Released a Song with Migos Called "Looking For You" and the World Somehow Hasn't Been Swallowed in a Black Hole

Lol.
Eric Sundermann
5.30.14
The Greatest Things Of All Time

A Deranged Math Teacher Named Sky Smith Gave Me Money to Throw a Concert in My Mom's Guest House

His dad was an Elvis impersonator, and he was basically the Paul Verhoeven of pop music.
Mitchell Sunderland
2.28.14
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