Australia, We Need to Talk About Fairy Bread
There’s one Australianism that can’t be excused by weather or geography: Fairy Bread. It's nothing more than triangles of white bread covered with butter and topped sprinkles, but it's simple, nostalgic, and a minimal-effort substitute for real cake.
My Declaration of Independence from Bad Bread
It’s our duty to stop buying bad bread and start buying the good shit, the <i>real</i> shit.
Eating a Lot of White Bread May Cause Lung Cancer
Researchers say that if you eat a diet that ranks high on the glycemic index—in other words, a diet full of refined sugars and white flour—you may have an increased risk of developing lung cancer.
All Those Croissants Are Just Making You More Depressed
Researchers found that the women who ate diets high in added sugars—found in soft drinks, white bread, bagels, and pizza (and even yogurt and ketchup)—were at an increased risk of suffering from depression and mental illness.
Celebrate Australia Day with processed carbs, butter, and sprinkles. Lots of sprinkles.