White Swan

  • Brandon Jacobs Called My Friend a "Lil Watermelon Head Ass"

    San Francisco 49ers running back Brandon Jacobs is a bipolar socialite when it comes to interacting with fans. One minute he’s parading around a bounce house with a six-year-old and another he's insulting my dimwit friend on Twitter. In other words, he...

  • We Got Our Interns to Review Some Strip Clubs

    They coped surprisingly well with all the flappy vagina thrust in their faces. And at one point they even had a go on the pole, so that’s something for you to look forward to.

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