Who am I

Money
What Would Life Be Like if You Reached Your Full Potential?
We asked soldiers, events staff, music A&Rs, journalists and IT workers, among others, how their lives could have turned out if they weren't such piece-of-shit failures.
Joe Bish
11.2.16
Music
Katy B Releases Collaboration with Major Lazer and Craig David "Who Am I"
The UK singer drops another massive collaboration.
THUMP Canada Staff
2.5.16
Music
Hear Major Lazer, Katy B and Craig David Team Up for a Strangely Sentimental Club Ballad
One part reggaeton slow jam, one part "A Whole New World" from Aladdin.
Noisey Staff
2.5.16

Tech
Forget Fingerprints—in the Future We'll Be Identified by Gut Bacteria
Scientists have shown for the first time that people can be identified with unique microbial “fingerprints.”
Steph Yin
5.12.15
Sex
Levni Yilmaz's Deadpan Cartoons Document 'Mere Existence'
I spoke to the San Francisco animator about internal conflicts and modern relationships.
Magda Janjić
3.10.15
Sex
How to Live Better Through Positive Existentialism
Questioning who you are, where you are, and why you're here is a necessity for sentience. Here's a primer to get you started.
Megan Koester
11.20.14

Music
What Your Shitty Music Taste Says About You
A guide to judging people that you don't know.
Ryan Bassil
11.5.13