Wiener
Anyone Can Join This Record Label for Just $250
Wiener Records, an offshoot of garage rock label Burger Records, is allowing anyone with a couple hundred bucks to get a record deal.
Khao Pad American (Strip Club Fried Rice) Recipe
Wikipedia claims that this dish was conceived by Thais during the Vietnam War as a way to make a buck off homesick American GIs. You'd find this in the same place as your expat biology teacher getting a lap dance.
Check Out the Music Video by the Guy with the World's Largest Penis
This won't necessarily make your life worse or anything, but it might freak you out a little bit.
The Dachshund United Nations
This is exactly what it sounds like: a bunch of wiener dogs hanging out on a stage meant to resemble the UN Human Rights Commission. We're pretty sure they're saying, "Woof woof, I'ma invade you if you don't lift that embargo!"
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