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12.22.17

The Worst Movies I Saw in 2017

No thanks. Never again.

12.9.15

Electro Swing is the Worst Genre of Music in the World, Ever

It's 2015, how does it still exist?

12.1.15

The Worst Record Covers of 2015

The most heinous artistic crimes committed across electronic music this year.

3.10.15

Sorry Canada, Young Thug Isn't Coming

BUT LOOK AT HIS PASSPORT PHOTOS!

2.17.15

What Does It Feel Like to Kill Someone?

The stories of four people who directly caused someone else's death in one way or another.

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12.18.14

The Worst Christmas Dinners

Christmas isn't always a special time. Especially when family, drinking, and poorly refrigerated meats are involved.

3.12.14

I Went To The Worst Nightclub In Europe

It was No. 2—but then No. 1 burnt down.

2.21.14

I Took My Tinder Date to a Porn Theater for Valentine's Day

Anyone can shit on Valentine's Day with words. I decided to spend my Valentine's Day with two of the least romantic things I could think of: porno theaters and Tinder.

1.6.14

The Worst Types of People on Music Twitter

We at Noisey have an unfortunately earned expertise in all types of trolls on Music Twitter, and have taken it upon ourselves to compile some of the worst archetypes you’ll encounter.

3.5.12

What Was Your Worst Drug Experience?

Sometimes you do a bunch of drugs and it's not that awesome. We asked some people to tell us about their worst times getting high and… Jesus Christ.

1.1.07

Worst Gift Ever

FROZEN FOODIt was supposed to be the first dinner he ever cooked for me. We were at his place and he just grabbed two already-opened, half-finished, icy bags from the freezer.