The real MVP of that Cubs game.
Kolten Wong should get half of Anthony Rizzo's RBI for his play in left field.
It can be hard to keep up with all the horrific new stunt-foods introduced in MLB ballparks every year. So we didn't, and wrote about imaginary ones instead.
The Chicago Cubs haven't won a World Series since William Howard Taft was President, and came by their failures honestly. Now that all seems to be changing.
The Chicago Cubs embarrassed themselves when Wrigley Field wasn't ready on Opening Day. The worse news is that what's coming next will be familiar, and worse.
Not even wedding rings can escape the curse of the billy goat.