You Make Me Wanna
Tuxedo Mask's Unconditional Love for Sailor Moon Was Revolutionary—And Hot
Usagi was a loud-mouth cry-baby with a voracious appetite—and Mamoru thought she was perfect. Growing up, Tuxedo Mask showed me that, one day, I'd meet someone who'd love me for who I was.
'Super Mario Bros.' Made Me Horny for a Plumber and a Lizard King
The faces of good and evil in "Super Mario Bros." provided potent fuel for my dueling desires for a reliable hero, and a freaky sleazeball with an appealing tongue.
I Lusted So Hard Over Leo DiCaprio in 'Romeo + Juliet' That I Became Him
I longed for a hero in a Hawaiian shirt, cigarette-in-mouth, to risk life and limb to swear he'd love me. But in the end, I became my own romantic lead.
I Will Always Be Horny for Justin Timberlake's 'Like I Love You' Video
Despite being filmed in a parking lot and showcasing the worst possible early naughts fashion, the video for Timberlake's debut solo track still does it for me, all these years later.